your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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