the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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