: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
