I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
do nipples grow back?
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