Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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