Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
its liver damage thursday
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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