Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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