I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple