no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?