We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!