i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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