He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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