therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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