The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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