KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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