i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Im part way to drunk.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
