You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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