you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Buhtt sex?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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