what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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