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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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