alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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