How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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