so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
The ass gains better be worth it
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