glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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