Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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