He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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