I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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