No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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