I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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