love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize
