no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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