This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
They have beer where we have blood.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Everclear isn't food dammit
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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