the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I have tasted many bathrooms
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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