Can i not drive my cunt home
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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