dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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