East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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