He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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