you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Hippo gnu deer
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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