We're like a lot better than the average bears
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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