am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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