Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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