The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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