guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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