Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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