I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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