All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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