I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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