Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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