Someone shit on the floor
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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