Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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