the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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