Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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