When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
And then my night got REAL pukey
Dicks are not precious.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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