If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My vagina is very pro this idea
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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