You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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